Accidents happen when strikers run out of talent!, Are you brave enough to be a keeper!, Behind every good goalie, is an empty net!, Don’t be crazy, that’s my job!, Earn your scars!, Eat Sleep Stop Goals Repeat!, Goal scorers win fans, goalkeepers win championships!, Goalie – Noun!, I do all my own stunts!, I’m sorry for what I said to you on the hockey field!, If it was easy everyone would be a keeper!, Keep on Keepering!, Last line of stupidity!, My goal, is to stop your goal!, No Goal Zone!, Shoot, what’s the worst that could happen!, Smell my hockey bag!, Spent R40k on kit to stop an R80 hockey ball!, There’s no crying in hockey!, You don’t have to be 100% crazy to be a keeper, 99% is fine!, I didnt choose the goalie life, goalie life chose me!, Be a keeper they said, it would be fun they said!, I didn't chose the keeper life, the keeper life chose me!, The post belongs to the keeper, If it hits me and doesn't go in, it's called a save!